“Come in.”
Business prick,
Wallet’s thick,
Think’s he’s slick.

“What can I help you with today?”
Market’s rough,
Heard enough,
Life is tough.

“Is it affecting you outside the workplace?”
Moody wife,
Causing strife,
Get a life.

“And how do you feel about that?”
Bacon, bread,
Tools for shed,
Get kids fed.

“Sorry, I didn’t catch all of that.”
Tries his best,
Gets him stressed,
What a pest.

“Have you tried any relaxation techniques?”
It’s that bad?
Must be mad,
Time’s up lad.

“Sorry I’ve got a very busy list today.”